Adrianne Adelle McCluer is an idea generator, artisan, and inventor.
Her mother was a mountain lion and her father was a grizzly bear. Adrianne loves words the walls in her bedroom are covered with them and their definitions. She is tall and thin and wears bowling shoes most of the time, whether she is bowling or not. Currently her hair is short but it is growing everyday. Adrianne has her own business: Brooding Artist Inc. also called B. A. Inc, she hopes one day that it will be a large collective, a safe haven for any artist that wishes to join…it’s a work in progress.
She has two dogs and 8 chickens. The chickens are not named as she has a hard time telling them all apart, but she knows that they are all girls so she just collectively calls them Helen. Her dogs are named Rugby and Rocco, they are large and impressive looking Pitt Bulls. Her brother Adam is a famous writer whose brilliant stories have captivated millions; he eventually wants to be a movie director. Adrianne’s sister Alex is a famous explorer who has traveled all over the world. Alex’s latest discovery was that Big Foot does indeed, have big feet. Adrianne’s mother Annette is a retired fashion model, she is incredibly beautiful, so beautiful in fact that she never has to wear any makeup at all. Annette is Adrianne’s best friend. Adrianne’s father often referred to as Scotty Canyon, is also a famous explorer and jack of all trades. Whether he is riding a unicycle, eating a solid pound of bacon all by himself, or awing people with his awesome ninja skillz he has often been confused for Indiana Jones or John Claude Van Dam. She has an awesome family.
When Adrianne was a kid her role models were: Breathless Mahoney (Madonna) and Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer), because they rock. Influences on her adult life are and have been: Tyler Durden, Jesus Christ, and Ellen Ripley. Adrianne has a BFA with an emphasis on photography, and a light saber with which she uses to defend the universe from evil. She loves Jesus, and she doesn’t give a crap if you think that’s not cool. She once broke her nose fighting off a group of Yakuza hit men who were trying to steal her secret chocolate chip cookie recipe, she won, no contest. Adrianne has written 3 books of poetry and started and not yet completed countless novels. When she grows up she wants to be an artist who is able to support her family and travel the world, she doesn’t care a hair for fortune and glory. She is currently in love with Jack White, Edward Norton, and Anthony Hopkins, but she likes to keep her options open.
She spends most of her time fighting crime, making art that people love, and playing with her sister Alex on the jungle gym behind their large and impressive mansion of a house. She does not have a boyfriend, and she is okay with that. When she is not reading books, working out with Sylvester Stallone, writing stories, dancing, solving crime with Sherlock Holmes, drinking green tea, or swimming across the Atlantic ocean, she can often been found deep in the woods that surround her house inciting the local grizzly bears to joust with her in a bare knuckle boxing match.
Life is good….
I thought I should add a little more to this seeing as how this blog has been going for some time now, though not always under the best of care. I won’t lie when I say that the past year and a half have been the most difficult in my life, and now days away from turning 25 I feel that I really should look back over how far I’ve come, thank God, and update my blog.
My hair has definitely grown some. Pretty much a lot but I’m sick of it so I just recently got a real nice bang installed, it looks pretty rad. Rad is my new word. Someone told me one of those folks from the voice was going to bring rad back, restoring it to the American vernacular. Well I was doing it first…so there. Haha. I really just needed a word other than awesome, which though highly intelligent I say far too often, and thusly sound like I should be in Bill and Teds next excellent adventure.
Anyhoo, life is good, you know just bumpin along trying to experience and learn as much as I can. Always looking for new opportunities to broaden my horizons. I will very shortly have a lovely new photo studio that I will be using to blow your minds with my awesome (drat, I hate the word) photo skillz. I think I didn’t do so much photography after school a) because I was burnt the heck out and b) my camera was burnt out too. However, in the command of a fantastic new camera and a brilliant (nice, though now I might sound British) studio full of lots-o-goodies I shall be churning forth some great photo and illustration work.
So be watching in the months to come for the development of a new blog, the birth of the Bobot nation and possibly an online shop where you can purchase any number of awesome fine art prints, and maybe dare I say it… apparel? We shall just have to see about that.
Feel free to look about or drop me a line and say hello, I always love to hear from you folks out there. End of update.