About

Adrianne Adelle McCluer is an idea generator, artisan, and inventor.

Her mother was a mountain lion and her father was a grizzly bear. Adrianne loves words the walls in her bedroom are covered with them and their definitions. She is tall and thin and wears bowling shoes most of the time, whether she is bowling or not. Currently her hair is short but it is growing everyday. Adrianne has her own business: Brooding Artist Inc. also called B. A. Inc, she hopes one day that it will be a large collective, a safe haven for any artist that wishes to join…it’s a work in progress.

She has two dogs and 8 chickens. The chickens are not named as she has a hard time telling them all apart, but she knows that they are all girls so she just collectively calls them Helen. Her dogs are named Rugby and Rocco, they are large and impressive looking Pitt Bulls. Her brother Adam is a famous writer whose brilliant stories have captivated millions; he eventually wants to be a movie director. Adrianne’s sister Alex is a famous explorer who has traveled all over the world. Alex’s latest discovery was that Big Foot does indeed, have big feet. Adrianne’s mother Annette is a retired fashion model, she is incredibly beautiful, so beautiful in fact that she never has to wear any makeup at all. Annette is Adrianne’s best friend. Adrianne’s father often referred to as Scotty Canyon, is also a famous explorer and jack of all trades. Whether he is riding a unicycle, eating a solid pound of bacon all by himself, or awing people with his awesome ninja skillz he has often been confused for Indiana Jones or John Claude Van Dam. She has an awesome family.

When Adrianne was a kid her role models were: Breathless Mahoney (Madonna) and Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer), because they rock. Influences on her adult life are and have been: Tyler Durden, Jesus Christ, and Ellen Ripley. Adrianne has a BFA with an emphasis on photography, and a light saber with which she uses to defend the universe from evil. She loves Jesus, and she doesn’t give a crap if you think that’s not cool. She once broke her nose fighting off a group of Yakuza hit men who were trying to steal her secret chocolate chip cookie recipe, she won, no contest. Adrianne has written 3 books of poetry and started and not yet completed countless novels. When she grows up she wants to be an artist who is able to support her family and travel the world, she doesn’t care a hair for fortune and glory. She is currently in love with Jack White, Edward Norton, and Anthony Hopkins, but she likes to keep her options open.

She spends most of her time fighting crime, making art that people love, and playing with her sister Alex on the jungle gym behind their large and impressive mansion of a house. She does not have a boyfriend, and she is okay with that. When she is not reading books, working out with Sylvester Stallone, writing stories, dancing, solving crime with Sherlock Holmes, drinking green tea, or swimming across the Atlantic ocean, she can often been found deep in the woods that surround her house inciting the local grizzly bears to joust with her in a bare knuckle boxing match.

Life is good….